I want a guillotine paper cutter not a bouquet of roses

A date to Michaels doesn’t sound too bad.

Don’t send me roses with a card. Send me a gift card to my favorite craft store and a guillotine. (Paper cutter, not the Google definition)

Okay. Don’t get me started. Actually, let me get started.

Valentine’s Day chocolates, teddy bears, and sweet notes are so cute. So, darling. When else can we enjoy the hues of pink, red, and white? Exactly.

But, here’s the thing. While some girls are preparing to wear that sexy red dress in the closet, others like myself want a lounge outfit with pockets or Carhartt overalls.

Let’s Get Into It

Artsy hotties want craft supplies

What are a few craft supplies I am craving right now?

Well, let’s see.

A heavy-duty guillotine that cuts up to 400 pages, so I can stop straining my young hands. How am I going to hold your hand or relax in your arms if my wrist is sore?

I don’t need this YET, but a laser cutter is always calling my name. I mean, who doesn’t want to cut acrylics and make groovy wood art? I can make custom pieces for YOU!

Then, of course, I need a mug press to make cute mugs with your face all over them!

While you’re at it, maybe upgrade my Cricut machine to the latest one so I can be an “official” craft hog and build my brand more efficiently.

And last but not least, buy me a DTF printer. It’s the new wave. Okay, maybe I don’t need that YET, but still.

Maybe I want more machines than supplies?

What supplies does a crafty girl always need

I am always running out of INK! Well, not yet, but my printer is low. Invest in some ink for me, save the money on tissue paper.

Hmm, how about some more cardstock? Heavy-duty, to be exact. I like that thick cardstock that possibly jams my printer, but cuts so nicely when I am creating a design.

Oh, and maybe some glue! Actually, double-sided tape! You can not have enough double-sided TAPE!

And while you’re at it, buy me some cellophane baggies. My crafts need somewhere to sit pretty after I’ve created them. How else are my customers going to trust I know what I am doing?

What else is on the list

You know what. Buy me the whole lineup of Torani syrups from TJ Maxx so I can try all the flavors and live out my coffee shop dreams, but at home. Plus, the Chobani creamer section is calling my name.

How else am I going to get these crafts done if I don’t have my daily latte?

You know what, I’ll take the gift card instead

I really need some printable vinyl if we’re being completely honest. Skip, the teddy bear, bring me the printable vinyl.

Woo! A date to the craft store is calling my name.

Wanna go?

Let’s Talk About It

What’s your ultimate Valentine’s Day gift?

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