{"id":7036,"date":"2026-02-12T23:57:53","date_gmt":"2026-02-13T04:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chandraalilijah.com\/?p=7036"},"modified":"2026-02-13T00:26:18","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T05:26:18","slug":"i-want-a-guillotine-not-a-pack-of-roses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chandraalilijah.com\/index.php\/2026\/02\/12\/i-want-a-guillotine-not-a-pack-of-roses\/","title":{"rendered":"I want a guillotine paper cutter not a bouquet of roses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Don\u2019t send me roses with a card. Send me a gift card to my favorite craft store and a guillotine. (Paper cutter, not the Google definition) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay. Don\u2019t get me started. Actually, let me get started. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Valentine\u2019s Day chocolates, teddy bears, and sweet notes are so cute. So, darling. When else can we enjoy the hues of pink, red, and white? Exactly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But, here\u2019s the thing. While some girls are preparing to wear that sexy red dress in the closet, others like myself want a lounge outfit with pockets or Carhartt overalls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Let\u2019s Get Into It <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Artsy hotties want craft supplies<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>What are a few craft supplies I am craving right now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, let\u2019s see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A heavy-duty guillotine that cuts up to 400 pages, so I can stop straining my young hands. How am I going to hold your hand or relax in your arms if my wrist is sore?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t need this YET, but a laser cutter is always calling my name. I mean, who doesn\u2019t want to cut acrylics and make groovy wood art? I can make custom pieces for YOU!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then, of course, I need a mug press to make cute mugs with your face all over them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While you\u2019re at it, maybe upgrade my Cricut machine to the latest one so I can be an \u201cofficial\u201d craft hog and build my brand more efficiently. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And last but not least, buy me a DTF printer. It\u2019s the new wave. 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